12 annoying things people do in the gym

1. Men wearing espadrilles and a vest 
This look is only appropriate if you are parading up and down the strip of some Mediterranean island; and even then it is questionable.

2. Men skipping leg day
Nobody likes a beefcake on top of two matchsticks.

3. Women looking pristine.
If you don't walk out the gym sweaty and looking like shit - you didn't work hard enough.

4. Taking photos 
If you have enough energy to pose for photos mid-workout then you're not working hard enough.

5. Tweeting/Facebooking to tell everyone you're at the gym
If you spent less time on your phone and more time working out, people would be able to tell by looking at you that you went to the gym.

6. Making sex noises while you lift
It's off-putting, annoying, and embarrassing for everyone around you.

7. Spending longer on the sunbeds than the gym floor
A workout for your skin pigments doesn't count.

8. Men wearing short shorts
Nobody wants to see that.

9. Women hogging the mats to have a gossip
Take your gossip and your 'check ins' to Starbucks.

10. Women working out in, pretty much, their underwear
Yes, you have an amazing figure. Yes, every female in here is jealous. And yes, every man in here is looking at you. Don't like it - cover up.

11. People making eye contact when you're working your adductors/abductors
It's awkward for everyone involved.  This machine should always face a wall.

12. When your gym starts letting school kids in
They haven't a clue what they're doing but think they're the best thing since sliced bread.  It's quite funny, really.

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