20/09/2014

45 thoughts had by girls while getting ready for a night out

When getting ready for a night out, every girl has a routine which she follows while getting ready.  It's the same every time - the same questions, the same dramas and the same thoughts.



1. Is this going to be a heels night out or not?



2. What time will I need to start getting ready if I have to wash my hair?



3. Is this going to be a night worthy of shaving my legs for?



4. Why can I never find any kirby grips?



5. I think I'm going to wear my new heels.



6. Oh, but they're peep toe, that means I need to paint my toe nails.



7. I want to wear my cream skorts but that means I will need to fake tan.



8. Do I have time to fake tan?



9. Am I going to need to undergo a course of hair removal before tonight?



10. I don't want to pull, so I'm not going to shave.



11. What time shall we start pre-drinking?



12. I better not drink too much before I have done my eye make-up.



13. I don't know what to wear.



14. I'm just going to straighten my hair.


15. I am getting really good at this tanning my back/flexibility thing.


16. My hair looks flat, I wonder if I've got any dry shampoo.


17. Why can't I do smoky eyes without looking like I've been punched?


18. I'll try back-combing my hair.


19. Did I have pictures taken last time I wore this or can I wear it again?


20. Shall I wear the skorts or trousers?


21. If I wear the skorts, I can't wear my new top.


22. If I wear the trousers I'll have to wear the strappy heels that hurt my feet.


23. Mabye I'll just wear a dress.


24. I wonder what I can eat when I get home.


25. I'm just going to have to put my hair up.


26. Why does my forehead look so big?


27. Have I drawn my eyebrows on evenly?


28. I need more wine.


29. I still don't know what I am wearing.


30. I'll just take a selfie 'so I can see what my make-up looks like'


31. I look great *uploads to Instagram and Facebook*


32. #selfie #drunk #girl #fridaynight #woo #goingout #blonde #brunette #babe #happy #redlips #smokyeyes #party #brows #me #love #excited


33. I hope I've used enough hashtags.


34. The taxi is coming in two hours - I'm not dressed or drunk.


35. I'm not going to drunk text anyone tonight.


36. I don't like how I've done my hair.


37. I'm just going to wear the skorts.


38. Do I look like I've got man legs?


39. Maybe I should wear the trousers.


40. Screw it, I'm wearing a playsuit.


41. I best not break the seal before I put it on.


42. I need more wine.


43. Taxi will be here in ten minutes, have I got my lippy in my bag?


44. Shit, haven't got my keys or my ID.


45. I'm finally ready, let's go!


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