When getting ready for a night out, every girl has a routine which she follows while getting ready. It's the same every time - the same questions, the same dramas and the same thoughts.
1. Is this going to be a heels night out or not?
2. What time will I need to start getting ready if I have to wash my hair?
3. Is this going to be a night worthy of shaving my legs for?
4. Why can I never find any kirby grips?
5. I think I'm going to wear my new heels.
6. Oh, but they're peep toe, that means I need to paint my toe nails.
7. I want to wear my cream skorts but that means I will need to fake tan.
8. Do I have time to fake tan?
9. Am I going to need to undergo a course of hair removal before tonight?
10. I don't want to pull, so I'm not going to shave.
11. What time shall we start pre-drinking?
12. I better not drink too much before I have done my eye make-up.
13. I don't know what to wear.
14. I'm just going to straighten my hair.
15. I am getting really good at this tanning my back/flexibility thing.
16. My hair looks flat, I wonder if I've got any dry shampoo.
17. Why can't I do smoky eyes without looking like I've been punched?
18. I'll try back-combing my hair.
19. Did I have pictures taken last time I wore this or can I wear it again?
20. Shall I wear the skorts or trousers?
21. If I wear the skorts, I can't wear my new top.
22. If I wear the trousers I'll have to wear the strappy heels that hurt my feet.
23. Mabye I'll just wear a dress.
24. I wonder what I can eat when I get home.
25. I'm just going to have to put my hair up.
26. Why does my forehead look so big?
27. Have I drawn my eyebrows on evenly?
28. I need more wine.
29. I still don't know what I am wearing.
30. I'll just take a selfie 'so I can see what my make-up looks like'
31. I look great *uploads to Instagram and Facebook*
32. #selfie #drunk #girl #fridaynight #woo #goingout #blonde #brunette #babe #happy #redlips #smokyeyes #party #brows #me #love #excited
33. I hope I've used enough hashtags.
34. The taxi is coming in two hours - I'm not dressed or drunk.
35. I'm not going to drunk text anyone tonight.
36. I don't like how I've done my hair.
37. I'm just going to wear the skorts.
38. Do I look like I've got man legs?
39. Maybe I should wear the trousers.
40. Screw it, I'm wearing a playsuit.
41. I best not break the seal before I put it on.
42. I need more wine.
43. Taxi will be here in ten minutes, have I got my lippy in my bag?
44. Shit, haven't got my keys or my ID.
45. I'm finally ready, let's go!
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